An Indulgent Christmas Song · 22 December 2021
I had to write a new Christmas song to the tune of an old Christmas song. Actually, I just had to write new gifts into the old Christmas song about giving gifts for twelve days (aptly named, The Twelve Days of Christmas). It came about because of a #SixWordStory writing prompt. I know it is silly, but there are other sillier Christmas songs out there.
By the way. Whether you normally pronounce Porsche as one or two syllables, it sounds better in the song with two. (Sorry for the spoiler without the alert. But the picture probably gave it away anyway.)
The Twelve Automobile Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
A Porsche in the driveway.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Two Toyota Supras and
A Porsche in the driveway.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Three Bugatti Divos
Two Toyota Supras
And a Porsche in the driveway.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Four Bentley Limos
Three Bugatti Divos
Two Toyota Supras
And a Porsche in the driveway.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Five Ford GTs
Four Bentley Limos
Three Bugatti Divos
Two Toyota Supras
And a Porsche in the driveway.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Six Lamborshinis
Five Ford GTs
Four Bentley Limos
Three Bugatti Divos
Two Toyota Supras
And a Porsche in the driveway.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Seven muscle cars
Six Lamborshinis
Five Ford GTs
Four Bentley Limos
Three Bugatti Divos
Two Toyota Supras
And a Porsche in the driveway.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eight Dodge Vipers
Seven muscle cars
Six Lamborshinis
Five Ford GTs
Four Bentley Limos
Three Bugatti Divos
Two Toyota Supras
And a Porsche in the driveway.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Nine Aston Martins
Eight Dodge Vipers
Seven muscle cars
Six Lamborshinis
Five Ford GTs
Four Bentley Limos
Three Bugatti Divos
Two Toyota Supras
And a Porsche in the driveway.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Ten McLaren F1s
Nine Aston Martins
Eight Dodge Vipers
Seven muscle cars
Six Lamborshinis
Five Ford GTs
Four Bentley Limos
Three Bugatti Divos
Two Toyota Supras
And a Porsche in the driveway.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Eleven Mitsubishis
Ten McLaren F1s
Nine Aston Martins
Eight Dodge Vipers
Seven muscle cars
Six Lamborshinis
Five Ford GTs
Four Bentley Limos
Three Bugatti Divos
Two Toyota Supras
And a Porsche in the driveway.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me
Twelve Testarossas
Eleven Mitsubishis
Ten McLaren F1s
Nine Aston Martins
Eight Dodge Vipers
Seven muscle cars
Six Lamborshinis
Five Ford GTs
Four Bentley Limos
Three Bugatti Divos
Two Toyota Supras
And a Porsche in the driveway.
Yes. Your true love would need to be a billionaire to give you all these gifts. And who needs 22 Supras? Or 30 of the 40 Divos? Indulgent indeed.
At any rate. I hope you enjoyed it.
Have a very merry Christmas.
© 2021 Michael T. Miyoshi
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